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Uncle Scott's Guide to Chicken Juice

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Adapted from an email thread with visiting sister K in the aftermath of our dental-ride/ GFS stop/Apartment 319 lunch visit on Wednesday, July 29, 2026: A nother recommendation: save the juice from thawed frozen chicken and "simmer down now" till the water cooks off and the rendered chicken, almost all pure protein, is c. 165 F. and the consistency of scrambled eggs. My Tyson Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts, 96 oz. officially but c. 100 oz. here, thawed to 74 oz. meat and 26 oz. juice. The 26 oz. juice rendered 13.25 oz. residual, crumbled meat (subtract the bowl from the 17.04 oz. depicted)  - bearing, by my estimate, almost 100 grams protein, or as much as 1 lb. of the chicken itself : as Chicken-Boy George would ask, "Do you really...

🎶 You Must Have Been a QT BIPOC/'Cause BIPOC, Look at You Now* 🎶, or, Spells Like Two-Spirit

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*After Harry Warren and Johnny Mercer , Bing Crosby , &c. U ncle Scott writes:   The other day Uncle's visiting Florida sister K1 signed up for a ... 5K put on by some pinko group here at NMU that saw her asking, "are you familiar with ... 'BIPOC'?", to the reply, "here's how I respond to that stuff" before a blinding eye-roll and summarized forty years' loathing of all identity politics/social "justice" claptrap.  She said the people in charge of the event ("about twenty people showed up" 🤣 ) were among the ruder folks she's had to deal with - big surprise, that: Uncle knows if he were an historical and cultural illiterate on a cheap power trip and with a huge chip on his shoulder, he'd be the very picture of beatific saintliness. In the thumbnail bio for one of the faculty at the local "BIPOC" retreat  that included the 5k, "a biculturally Black somatic decolonial Black [ love that ...

Faust and furious

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S p rechen of Goethe , have a look at the viral 2017 letter to the FT by Cambridge Germanist Nicholas Boyle, the third volume of whose mammoth Goethe: The Poet and the Age , subtitled In the Shadow of Napoleon , covering 1803-1809 (the OUP listing for V3 mentions a fourth volume with no further info), is  due December 28, 2026: only twenty-three more years to go till Eckermann with the paragraph closing his Gespräche mit Goethe as he beholds the immortal G lying in resplendent state: The morning after Goethe's death, a deep desire seized me to look once again upon his earthly garment. His faithful servant, Frederic, opened for me the chamber in which he was laid out.  Stretched upon his back, he reposed as if asleep; profound peace and security reigned in the features of his sublimely noble countenance. The mighty brow seemed yet to harb...

Dirty Debs* Done Dirt Cheap**

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*After Ed Powers and, in early days, Jamie Gillis **After AC/DC Original Australian cover to 1976 LP A nother Trending Search . D ebs's Nutty Buddy, whatever my blood glucose thinks, is to me the snack as crack and, among all Li'l Debs items at Walmart.com, with the highest % of 5-star reviews ( 88% ) to back me up.

Hawaii One-Eight O-Eight

T rending Search at th' Goog': hawaii hurricane fausto Hohohohoho ! Just like brother Mephisto said, "Blood is a very special juice" (“ Blut ist ein ganz besondrer Saft ”), i.e.,  "How'd you like a nice Hawaiian Putsch?"  " Sicher! Gewiss! " A lightning wave of amphibious vehicles commences to roll from the Pacific onto Waikiki.

'The Day John Kennedy Dined' by Vindaloo Reed

I was amused by this promo for JFK Grocery, Indian and in Jersey City, so named it seems for being on John F. Kennedy Blvd. I must have registered when I did some Christmas shopping with another New Jersey Indian grocer back in 2022. I hear they do clandestine deliveries - it's a secret service - by motorcade with drivers wearing Nehru jackets. No relation to the DC-based RFK, Jr. Grocery, with which the HHS commissary has a contract for grass-fed beef and raw whole milk. ---------- Forwarded message --------- From: JFK Grocery < jfkgrocery2024@gmail.com > Date: Sat, Jul 25, 2026, 5:01 PM Subject: Don't miss it! 20+ items on deal 🔥 Ghee 33% off, Atta $16.99, free delivery $50+ To: JFK Grocery < jfkgrocery2024@gmail.com > JFK INDIAN GROCERY ...

Why don't you go f*** yourself ...

... Smileactives tooth polish! I 've bitched for decades about the ageism rampant in our culture, an extension of the mindless cult of eternal youth in its belief that to be older is to be worn out, decrepit, dingy, unsexy (autocorrect: "unisex"), bigoted, uncool, you name it ... So there's this idiot commercial for Smileactives "pro whitening gel", and the lady announcer actually says something like this: "You can leave your teeth all yellow, like old Nana or Pop Pops - or you can get Smileactives and have teeth six shades whiter in just seven days!" The sick twisted nerve of those a-holes! I practically vomit every time they run that ad - so I am rather pleased to find that not only do I have company, but that their Trustpilot rating from users is a Poor 2.4 out of 5.0!