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Friedman: We Need Mike Bloomberg To Make The Trains Run On Time

Jordan Bloom 

Tom Friedman didn’t like his last trip on the Acela (one-way ticket at the gate, ~$215) so now he thinks Michael Bloomberg should run for President ...

Friedman: “Our country needs a renewal”
Tom, if it’s all the same with you – and especially if it isn’t* – I’m more than happy to let it expire.

Bloom on Bloomie (emphasis added): “[He] has a rather totalitarian view of the second amendment”
Officer: So, did he rape you?
Woman: Just round the edges; honestly, I’d have not even brought it up, but he did light up afterward out on the fire escape rather than indoors, pop his Birth of a Nation/Jazz Singer/Song of the South/Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs compilation into our DVD player, playfully aim his index finger at me with his thumb up, and offer me a trans-fatty muffin the next morning, and, well, by then it was as if I had had it up to here (gestures toward top of pelvis ) …

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