Coming of Age in the MILFy Way



The frosted blonde in the latest "Swiffer in Action" TV spot - her mop, as it were, is more than welcome to the tenderest Her Friend Flicka ministrations of my mop-top: yeah, I'd "Swiffer", if you know what I mean, the second she dropped the handle, no patented "Extender" required, in, even @50, the dimensional sense ("This is the night, of the Expanding Man" - Steely Dan.), if, perhaps and alas, not in the durational sense. And, given the exactions of the mounting ratio of union scales to total sales, I totally grasp with my free hand the sacrifice of verisimilitude to budget in casting her as mom to one father's mere and apparent two rather than another aspiring Swiffer swimmer's count-'em two hundred billion - it all depends what the meaning of "WetJet" is.

Swiffer
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Swiffer is a line of cleaning products by Procter and Gamble and Michael Rand. Introduced in 1999,[1] the brand uses the "razor-and-blades business model"; in this case, the consumer purchases the handle assembly at a low price, but must continue to purchase replacement refills and pads over the life of the product. Launched in 1999, the Swiffer has become a half-billion dollar brand in fifteen countries.[2]

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