Let's Party of One
"You think everything's a joke, don't you?"
"Not at all, Grandpa - just you."
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"Do you not, after all my impeccably-choreographedrape scenes 'philosophical' arguments, now see the 'truth' about the world as I do, the better that my red face might eventually revert to pale and I might reduce my daily blood-pressure meds from twenty-five or six to four?"
"Our differences, Little Big Chief Throbs Neck, are indeed and happily fatal but not serious. What kind of beer would you like - cheaper or cheapest?"
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"And so, gentlemarks novices of Ram Ash Ashram, let us always to be remembering not to forget to always Be Here Now, In the Moment - for Mindfulness It Is Next To Cleanliness™* (and Feeling Clean Is So Important®). Thus you will be learning before long to see into another's mind on sight, as have I; I am therefore seeing a hand about to go up - yes, Sacred Cash Cow Paying Mantis?"
"Yeah, well I, too, can see on sight your 'mind full' - of all the well-oiled groupies stopping the world and melting with your gold chains and your silver tongue and your bronze skin shining in the sun, and if what you say is true I'd say what's In The Moment Next to Cleanliness for you is a really long and really hot shower - followed by a hundred really long and really cold ones."
*When I typed tm into my address bar for The Google, in its top-result "Do you feel lucky, punk?" function it sent my browser here, for it is a Search Engine That Likes To Be Smiling, however vacantly; listen mindfully within its Moloch's maw, Stick Insect, and you'll swear you can hear its ocean's prey
"Not at all, Grandpa - just you."
.........................................................
"Do you not, after all my impeccably-choreographed
"Our differences, Little Big Chief Throbs Neck, are indeed and happily fatal but not serious. What kind of beer would you like - cheaper or cheapest?"
.........................................................
"And so, gentle
"Yeah, well I, too, can see on sight your 'mind full' - of all the well-oiled groupies stopping the world and melting with your gold chains and your silver tongue and your bronze skin shining in the sun, and if what you say is true I'd say what's In The Moment Next to Cleanliness for you is a really long and really hot shower - followed by a hundred really long and really cold ones."
*When I typed tm into my address bar for The Google, in its top-result "Do you feel lucky, punk?" function it sent my browser here, for it is a Search Engine That Likes To Be Smiling, however vacantly; listen mindfully within its Moloch's maw, Stick Insect, and you'll swear you can hear its ocean's prey
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