Pumping Irene

Another oddly-worded item from atop the Yahoo! home page:

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... 02 Oldest female body...

Happily, "cursor"y amplification put paid to my wild suppositions regarding, e.g., unusually well-preserved lady cadavers (n., see distaff stiffs), The Morgue's Best Bloopers and Practical Jokes, &c.

On second thought, even after such annotation, those essays in the suppository are still, as the news aggregators like to say, developing ...