Bazooka DSL. and His Gang
Mort (red turtleneck pulled up to nose hiding what look for all the world to be an actual turtle neck and turtle mouth): Have you ever noticed how suspiciously quick the great majority of people are to condemn tout court such bogeymenandwomen as, e.g., terrorists, Communists, Nazis, Fascists, faggots, cannibals, windowless van drivers with candy and teddy bears, gangsters, banksters, drug dealers/addicts, doping athletes, inside traders, racists/sexists/homophobes/foaming hoboes, pornographers, human traffickers, girly-men, cowards, bedwetters, lawyers and pirates, as if such tags, in the very flinging, were always and everywhere
Like an inverse Gillette
The worst a man can get?
Bazooka DSL. (in black T-shirt, white eye-patch, blackface, Long John Silver hat and pink tutu): I know what you mean - here, have a fly: of those named roles I haven't already played if only for a moment if I thought it would give me a moment's advantage in a fleeting project, I'm hoping, given our reigning imbecile moralists in every sphere and the millions of sub-imbeciles who keep them up and running as going concerns, either rocketing science or potential afterlives will assist me in my hot pursuit to find myself, at the very least, accused both seriatim and in concert of being every last among them.
FORTUNE: YOUR DOG IS ONLY TRYING TO GIVE YOUR CHOKING LEG THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER.
HEY, KIDS! OFFICER BENITO SAYS,
"SELL WORTHLESS CRAP AND WIN A FREE TRICYCLE WITH SIDECAR AND FLAMETHROWER - WORKS JUST LIKE ON THE INTERNET! OR A SPERM-MONKEY® AQUARIUM - FOOL YOUR REMAINING 'FRIENDS'!"
SEND 144,000 BAZOOKA DSL. COMICS TO:
UNCLE DSL. SUIPESTAKES
BOX 1914
BLACK PLANES, DAKOTA 13O'13.
OVER 81 GET PARENTS' PERMISSION. TO BE READ SILENTLY: NOT TO BE TAKEN AURALLY.
Like an inverse Gillette
The worst a man can get?
Bazooka DSL. (in black T-shirt, white eye-patch, blackface, Long John Silver hat and pink tutu): I know what you mean - here, have a fly: of those named roles I haven't already played if only for a moment if I thought it would give me a moment's advantage in a fleeting project, I'm hoping, given our reigning imbecile moralists in every sphere and the millions of sub-imbeciles who keep them up and running as going concerns, either rocketing science or potential afterlives will assist me in my hot pursuit to find myself, at the very least, accused both seriatim and in concert of being every last among them.
FORTUNE: YOUR DOG IS ONLY TRYING TO GIVE YOUR CHOKING LEG THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER.
HEY, KIDS! OFFICER BENITO SAYS,
"SELL WORTHLESS CRAP AND WIN A FREE TRICYCLE WITH SIDECAR AND FLAMETHROWER - WORKS JUST LIKE ON THE INTERNET! OR A SPERM-MONKEY® AQUARIUM - FOOL YOUR REMAINING 'FRIENDS'!"
SEND 144,000 BAZOOKA DSL. COMICS TO:
UNCLE DSL. SUIPESTAKES
BOX 1914
BLACK PLANES, DAKOTA 13O'13.
OVER 81 GET PARENTS' PERMISSION. TO BE READ SILENTLY: NOT TO BE TAKEN AURALLY.
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