Cherry, Let Her 69 by The Doctor's Johnson
One of the dominant species [of bacteria] in the vagina of a pregnant woman, it turns out, isLactobacillus johnsonii. - "Tending the Body's Microbial Garden", The New York Times, June 19, 2012
Even more dominant in the minutes - or for some of you, so it is written, seconds - directly preceding pregnancy; as Hippocrates and Galen both wrote*, "WE ARE JOHNSONIICVS".
*In their successive, if not always successful, contributions to The Theory of Bodily Humor, though not in the versions translated during the Renaissance into Phlegmish
And woe unto you, mate, whose Elsie is at once lactose intolerant and johnsoniintolerant; since she won't be giving milk, whether free or bought, her not buying your bull, either, is merely restating the same fact in udder words.
Even more dominant in the minutes - or for some of you, so it is written, seconds - directly preceding pregnancy; as Hippocrates and Galen both wrote*, "WE ARE JOHNSONIICVS".
*In their successive, if not always successful, contributions to The Theory of Bodily Humor, though not in the versions translated during the Renaissance into Phlegmish
And woe unto you, mate, whose Elsie is at once lactose intolerant and johnsoniintolerant; since she won't be giving milk, whether free or bought, her not buying your bull, either, is merely restating the same fact in udder words.
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