Lairy the All-Guy Cave
You have to check out this guy's man cave
Greg Battleson's dream hangout goes way beyond the average rec-room refuge.'Welcome to my insanity'
Scott • North Berwick, Maine •
Amazing! Although he is apparently too modest an anthropologist to publish in the relevant journals, he seems to have discovered in the wilds of New Jersey a race of the world's tiniest men, who have mimicked in fine detail your "National Football League", as I believe it styles itself. I cannot wait until the corresponding women are discovered, as my resulting switch in "playing fields" would help me to cut down by almost half my average restaurant tab, not to mention sneaking them into the theater two at a time in my cargo pants.
- Jerald • New York, New York •
hmmmm...never thought of that...an interesting take on the "real" goings-on inside this so-called Man Cave...a sinister plot to hatch a new race of tiny humans...once the wee women are discovered, we normal sized men will have to conquer the little man football team population so that we can have the tiny women to ourselves... only then can the trips to the restaurant and theatre in said cargo pants be accomplished...a further benefit to having a few wee women is that we can keep them in our Man Caves without fear of detection from our standard-sized wives or girlfriends...they can hide inside our model cars or trains or pose as cheerleader dolls should the wife become nosey or want to tidy up the Man Cave...a perfect plan AND a perfect accessory for Man Caves everywhere...every US household should have "2 chickens in every pot" and at least "2 wee women in every Man Cave"!
Comments
Post a Comment