I wish I could be like David Wong...

David Wong - Cracked
...the editor of CRACKED.com (real name: Jason Pargin), who in his slashing critique of horse-race political journalism, "5 Ways to Spot a B.S. Political Story in Under 10 Seconds", asks,

"Is Matt Drudge a cancer on the asshole of modern journalism?" I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. You can say absolutely anything as long as you glue a question mark to the end, and nobody can complain.

Wong's archive at CRACKED.com is well worth exploring in its abundance of fresh common-sense insights on issues otherwise logjammed by all the usual Big Names With Little Brains elsewhere.

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