Yahoo! Gesundheit.


  • Scott

    Scott  
    Though this was a purported news analysis rather than an opinion piece, only advocates of the gun-control side of the debate were quoted. Makes you wonder ...
  • Scott

    Scott  
    Someone please pull down the judge's briefs. There's too much disorder in his court. If the best defense is a good offense, he sure gave it here. He should be barred from such cases. That's just my opinion. Even Jesus submitted to cross-examining, because his dads's court was Supreme - robes really were were robes in those days, though back then white was the old black.

  • ... before she took a sip [of Gatorade], Sarah, a dedicated vegetarian, did what she often does and checked the label to make sure no animal products were in the drink. One ingredient, brominated vegetable oil, caught her eye.
  • Scott

    Scott  
    Rather than drinking Gatorape, young miss, eat an orange, peel and all, instead - just like the buffalo introduced to us in Social Studies, who, it is said, used every part of the Indians they killed - they even teased each other about serving scalps as seafood - and even took naps under the leftover blankets. Which is why it snows so much in Buffalo.
  • Scott

    Scott  
    I first took the headline to mean the feather was there at birth - in which case, had the mom been named Lucy, there might be some serious "splaining" to do ("She has her mother's eyes - and her father's beak") ...
    • Scott

      Scott  
      "the next phase of his wife's storied political career" - Yahoo! home page

      In first reading "storied" as "stoned", I recalled a colleague from a summer job back in 1983, who told us that thanks to snowy TV reception in his dorm, viewers of the closing credits of Barney Miller noticed with amusement the fusing of the second and third letters of the surname in the all-caps rendition of co-creator Theodore J. Flicker, a Freudian mis-sighting in which I see, per Google, that he was not alone.
  • Scott

    Scott  
    One chef's knife, one cast-iron skillet, one wooden spoon and one bottle of Mrs. Dash. And a free lesson in chopping vegetables and stirring a pot. Price: $25.
    • Lee

      Lee  
      A good chef's knife or cast-iron skillet would cost you well over $25 each.
    • Eric

      Eric  
      ??? My chef's knife was $75 and I consider that cheap.
    • Rolanda

      Rolanda  
      while lee is right it would cost a bit more for good cooking equipment, this is a gift worth giving to someone in your life who likes to cook, like my brother.
    • Denise

      Denise  
      a bunch of people with nothing but negative things to say. go get a job and make yourselves useful
    • Virus Chaser

      Virus Chaser  
      A good chef's knife is at least $50, and Mrs. Dash? You clearly have no business in a kitchen.
    • Eric

      Eric  
      Yeah, Mrs. Dash is a huge copout.
    • GM

      GM  
      Skip the Mrs Dash maybe, but you are right on target.
    • Scott

      Scott  
      "You clearly have no business in a kitchen."

      True dat - I wouldn't dream of charging for my cooking.

  • Scott

    Scott  
    MotherphuKKKen Phascists.
  • LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 13: Wlodzimierz Umaniec, also known as 'Vladimir Umanets' arrives at the Inner London Crown Court to be sentenced for causing criminal damage to a Mark Rothko painting at London's Tate Modern gallery on December 13, 2012 in London, England. Mr Umaniec defaced the Rothko painting entitled 'Black on Maroon,' estimated to be worth 50 million GBP, by writing on in black ink "Vladimir Umanets, A Potential Piece of Yellowism" on October 7, 2012. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

    Getty Images/Getty Images - LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 13: Wlodzimierz Umaniec, also known as 'Vladimir Umanets' arrives at the Inner London Crown Court to be sentenced for causing criminal damage to a Mark Rothko painting at London's Tate Modern gallery on December 13, 2012 in London, England. Mr Umaniec defaced the Rothko painting entitled 'Black on Maroon,' estimated to be worth 50 million GBP, by writing on in black ink "Vladimir Umanets, A Potential Piece of Yellowism" on October 7, 2012. (Photo by Oli Scarff/Getty Images)

  • Scott

    Scott  
    "Yellowism is a specific intellectual state in which any being or thing is an expression of the colour yellow"

    Ooh, I feel so *sensitive*, to quote Bill Griffith's character Zippy upon enduring in a club some pretentious navel-gazing folkie with the torn clothing, copiously pin-scarred flesh, and jagged soul-on-sleeve attitudinizing native to a certain breed of ... "artist".
  • Scott

    Scott  
    "after leaving his fortune behind"

    Recalling the episode of The Honeymooners in which a rich old lady - and regular passenger on Ralph's bus - remembers him in her will: "And to Ralph Kramden, my favorite bus driver - I leave my fortune." Ralph to Ed, over the usual Kramden fit of hysterical coughing: "Did you HEAR that, Norton? We're RICH! She LEFT me her FORTUNE!!!" "Fortune", of course, being the name of her little dog.

  • ... The plan was to strangle the young star and his bodyguard with paisley ties ... and then castrate both victims.
  • Scott

    Scott  
    As many a primate-keeper has said in attempting to repel an invasion of the monkey-snatchers, Don't touch macaque! And if I myself have said it once, I've said it ... purely in briar-patch jest ...
  • Scott

    Scott  
    "Some fear the Mayan apocalypse, but they're just among the 10 percent of Americans with exotic anxieties"

    Did Y(ah)oo(!) mean: "the 100 percent of Americans with erotic anxieties"

  • In a new online commercial, Swedish company Pause has unveiled a very unique luxury coffin. Not only does it offer "god-like comfort," but a luxury sound system to boot. The digital headstone connects to a server that will play your (or your friend's) customized Spotify playlist to your lifeless, unlistening corpse. Who would pay over $30,000 for this??? Oh, Dracula. That's who. We stand corrected.
  • Scott

    Scott  
    Perfect for the Grateful Dead fan on your bucket list, on which ... kicks just keep getting harder to find..
  • Scott

    Scott  
    Dear Sirs:

    We pass chunks of logos like that in our morning Omnibus Spending Bills, after our coffee and before we read the comics page.

    Yours strainingly,

    The Hon. U.S. House of Representatives (Mrs.)
  • Scott

    Scott  
    If I've said it once I've said it ... purely in briar-patch inversion - don't touch macaque!

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