Adulter ate adulter rations, and Second Inaug URL


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What part of the commandment "Thou shall not commit adulteration" do the food producers not get?

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Go to YouTube and play the Doug Kahn flexidisc "Reagan Speaks for Himself", and you'll see that Der Gipper was all over the whole issue of adulterated food as far back as 1980, while talking to Bill Moyers. He was especially good on people who serve "poisoned.foods.in.the.can", the hazards of "can.of.poisoned.meat", breaking the backbone of America over the car door, and how the invention of an economical stein handle that snap-clamps to keep your cold drinks warm can make a fella a million dollars.

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And for those unable to pay that extra dime for authentic Dr. Pepper, our local grocers - I'm not making these up - offer "Dr. Perky"; their Mountain Dew knockoff is "Mountain Lion", and for coin-tossed fans of Seven-Up or Sprite, they split the difference with "Limon Up".

And when you Beltway-GOP pundits make out your own inaugural laundry lists, do remember to wash White( House)s separately:

Conservatives react to Obama inaugural speech

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Stephen Hayes: "When historians look back at Obama’s second inaugural, they will reread an impassioned defense of activist government and a plea for more of it." "Charles Krauthammer ... called [the president's second inaugural] speech 'an ode to big government.'" To anyone who recalls the second inaugural speech of George W. Bush, such comments border on black humor. As it were.

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