Bottle Capos, or, Modesto Bee My Gallontine, or, 
The Port Ends of Being Ernest and Julio*

    Jusepe de Ribera, Silenus at the Wine Vat, 1628

*And blessed was the third brother, the cheesemaker
Browsing the section of the Hannaford web site devoted to Domestic Wine (Mass Market Division),  and being reminded of the outsize role therein of the Gallo Family, Their Majesties in the fillers-up with low-test of the American belly full of wine, I suspect the category might restyle itself Modestic Wine without so much as a single cork popping. 

    Jusepe de Ribera, Drunken Silenus, 1626

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