Coming-Out Parity, &c.

High school senior comes out as LGBT while accepting award

Scott
Scott  
So inspired, I have to admit that during all my time as a Yahoo! commenter, I've been pretending to be someone who knows what he is talking about, and as someone who is now, to use the modish term, "questioning" his commentating competence as a result, I can assure you all that that is not the case; I stand before you as one admitting to an ignorance of the issues in these news threads fully the equal of that of every last among you. To all those I have so deceived, and especially to those who have given me the very up-pointing thumbs off their version of the web pages in question, I wish to announce the creation of the PDF (Poseur Defense Fund), in hopes that all those now brave enough to come out in my wake as fellow self-declared barstool-gasbag ignorami, will add themselves to the lists of those not to be taken any more seriously than they do their fellow imbeciles herein. I thank you.

Ted Turner's son vying in SC congressional primary

Scott

Scott  
Not since Lamont took over for Fred after one feigned "Big One" too many have I felt such confidence in the continued safekeeping by the next generation of the previous one's motley assortment of legacy heirloom junk.

Hero Boy Hides Rape Victim From Attacker

Scott


Scott  
"The deputy ... ended up fatally killing Mr. Ramsey there at the scene"

Thank heaven he did it fatally. Those times when you kill someone and they live, you're just asking for trouble.

One Today
A poem [for the second inaugural of the current incumbent]

Scott


Scott  
Benny Hill's answer to "One Today", at the pub:

Benny: Twenty-one today!
Man: Say, happy birthday, lad - 'ere, let me buy you a beer!
Benny (after draining the mug): Twenty-two day!
  • 'I Wanna Eat You Up!' Why We Go Crazy for Cute
  • Scott


    Scott  
    "the desire to squish or squeeze the cute critter"

    Bullwinkle: Why, in my whole life, I never 'sausage' a cute baby [SPLURT!] ... Whoops, don't know mah own strength...
    Rocky: Now, here's something we hope you'll REALLY like ...

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

C(-4)? This is why we pretend anarchists can't have naughty things

Image
    Spunk.org Add " anarchist " section to my Google News homepage Search Results FBI Says It Foiled  Anarchist  Plot To Blow Up Bridge ‎ Slate Magazine   -   3 hours ago The FBI announced Tuesday it has arrested a group of self-described  anarchists  who were allegedly behind a plot to blow up a bridge near Cleveland, Ohio. Highly Cited:  5 arrested in alleged plot to blow up Cleveland-area bridge ‎  CNN International In-Depth:  I-Team: Chicago/NATO in crosshairs of Cleveland  anarchists ‎  ABC7Chicago.com 5 arrested for allegedly trying to blow up Ohio bridge ‎  Fox News Salon   -  msnbc.com all 1157 news articles » Slate Magazine Foiled  Anarchist  Plot Shows Why All-Threats Approach Is Needed ‎ Heritage.org   -   1 hour ago Instead, three of the suspects are said to be self-proclaimed  anarchists . The inspiration for this week's thwarted  anarchist  plot, however, is largely where  ... Photos:  Anarchist  Rioters Trash Downtown, Police Hit Back ‎ Gothamist   -   1 ho
Read more

Rom-Com Symps, or, Wake Me When the Wake Is Over Itself

Image
Head of a Damned Soul by William Blake, after Fuseli H aving in November found in the blue waters of the Caribbean the most blood-rich of feeding grounds for such among their red-state sharks as Ralph Reed , the Deep Thinkers who pant after pockets deeper still over at the National Review  "Institute" have decided this month to book the next meeting of their group-griping donors' support group in post-electoral grief a mere glass-housed stone's throw from the bloodier waters still of the Potomac. Among the " Confirmed Speakers " scaling this latest among the magazine's Six-Inch Summits for the Two-Inch Man: John Allison, the new president of a venerea-, er, venerable DC policy shop calling itself The Cato Institute, the tracing of whose reasons, utterly predictable in their decadence, for finding himself in the clammy embrace of such elite company within the ranks of the damned, is left as an exercise for the reader.      C ommentary asks its 53 symp
Read more

Your Honor System

Convicted Massachusetts rapist caught in Maine after 34 years ... Gary Allen Irving, now 52, was sentenced to  life in prison  in 1979 after being found guilty on three counts of rape in Norfolk County, Massachusetts, the previous year, said Trooper Kenneth Gaetz, a Massachusetts State Police spokesman. The judge in the case stayed the sentence for two days, allowing Irving to go home and make arrangements before starting his prison term. During that time, Irving fled ...
Read more