Don't G(al)o(re) There

Ian Fleming biopic to include Bond girls’ real-life inspiration

deepwater


Deepwater  
And still yahoo won't let me write #$%$ Galore....

  • WADE

    WADE  
    haha
  • Fizzy

    Fizzy  
    Try Wholatta #$%$..
  • Scott

    Scott  
    #$%$ E. Galore. Pusee Galore. P*ssy Galore. Bangalore.
  • Fizzy

    Fizzy  
    dammit... "Wholatta c(un)t"?
  • Scott

    Scott  
    Fizzy ftw


    Boo Hoo



    Boo Hoo  
    According to Sean Connery it's Pushy Galore.


Cf. Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston recording Sex by Madonna, with Danny DeVito as Al "Screw" Goldstein:

Charlton Heston: Uh.. I'm having a problem with the word at the top of the page.

Sound Operator: Which one?

Charlton Heston: The "P" word. Couldn't I just say "vagina"?

Al Goldstein: Heston, you sound like an old whore. Read it the way Madonna wrote it! Show some respect!

Charlton Heston: I'm sorry.. I'm just uncomfortable with it. I understand what you're saying. You want something young and hip - I could say something like.. furburger?

And the hits just keep on ... rolling in:
  • BC  
    More than one way to skin a cat, I mean #$%$.
  • Conservative Liberal, Lib ...

    Conservative Liberal, Lib ...  
    Woa! It got through!!
  • M

    M 
    Men on film : Hated it ! Too many "cats" for my taste.
  • Aeonyx

    Aeonyx  
    ..and ironically, Honor Blackman seemed the least likely of any bond hotties to give it up. Halle Barry on the other hand.. ya, all day long- pooon tang ga lore!
  • tony

    Tony  
    Beaver? :)
  • Troll McNuggets

    Troll McNuggets  
    Wait, was Beaver Cleaver a Bond girl? How did I miss that one?
  • M

    M  
    YOU Keep Beaver Outer This !
  • tony

    Tony  
    No Beaver???
  • Scott

    Scott  
    Benny Hill, in reply to a character in search of crumpet of the griddle-cake sort: "You leave crumpet alone - otherwise your eyes will go weak."
  • Native Ohioan

    Native Ohioan  
    "I'm gonna #$%$ that pussie, put him in a box, and take him on the airplane" -- George Carlin, Two-way words, from 'Seven Words You Can't Say On Television'
  • Native Ohioan

    Native Ohioan  
    Sn(at)ch? REALLY!? Pretty soon, the only thing ANYONE can say on Yayhoo! is "."!!!
  • Rohan

    Rohan  
    As far as I know, it is P - - - y Galore all right. But at that time, the term was not widely used as an abusive, derogatory or taboo word to mean the opening to the female reproductive system. Its main use was for cat and effeminate man. Next time I write, I will drink a double-pint of - - - - i n g H e l l (Austrian beer) and write that word letter-for-letter. Hell !
  • Mark Nord

    Mark Nord  
    Pu$$ee Galore #$%$ galore I have a tool that cleaves beavers
  • Thereisnohopeforus

    Thereisnohopeforus  
    What about ChuMe?
  • Scott

    Scott  
    PU55Y, I got it through. HaHa
  • three8s

    Three8s  
    PUSSYwillow
  • BC

    BC 
    #$%$ y, Pus Say, #$%$-Ay, Poo ssA, #$%$, clam, beaver, coochie, cooter, love taco, nookie, pink taco, poonani, pooter, pootie tang, quiff, trim, #$%$, love tunnel, and vag. This is only a test, do not attempt this at home.
  • This

    This  
    this is what yahoo is all about
  • Scott W.

    Scott W.  
    #$%$ Y
Liberealist
Liberealist  

You can't even type the former vice president's name: #$%$ Cheney

JL

JL  
How about Dr. Goodhead from Moon-look-at-the-rack-on-her!


  • Scott

    Scott  
    Failed CBS variety pilot: The Smothers Mother's, featuring a segment in which the leftward and larger of Mrs. S's two "girls" says to the right one:

    The boys always liked me best.

    Another failed pilot, for a detective show: Harry Triangle, Private #$%$.

    For German educational television, a kids' cartoon geometry show whose lead character loves everything circular: Herr Pi.

    Or an historical comedy in the Blackadder vein about a London lass of the streets plying her trade along the road to Smithfield market: Shepherd's Bush.
  • Gary

    Gary 
    LMAO
  • Scott W.

    Scott W.  
    Pie. Us. Sea. Sue. Yes.
  • Scott

    Scott  
    Sue? Si.
  • Norah

    Norah  
    Keep trying though.
  • yadontsay

    Yadontsay  
    buggerment
  • Scott W.

    Scott W.  
    poo si
  • Gary

    Gary  
    Bond was the original Beaver Cleaver

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