I Say, That's a Bison, or, 'Naugural Doggerel

So much for my self-flatulating counsel from yesterday to avoid Intertube comment threads. 

The score at 12:03 AM ET January 11: Po'ed the Fearless Defender of American "Liberty" with 47 Yahoo! thumbs up, 15 thumbs down, DSL. "In My Defeat Tells Truth My Victory" the Mock-Mustachioed Myself-Mocking Marxist with 2 up, 9 down - and, a first for me, a coveted Comment hidden due to low rating. stigma-by-acclamation, the moral equivalent among the Yahoo! commentariat, a fella can only dream, to the Motion Picture Academy's Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award:

 

Making the presidential inauguration lunch [Teased underneath - as it were - by Yahoo! as Obama serving unusual meat]

President Obama is celebrating his second term by serving this meat dish for the first time. Photos, recipes

Po'ed  

40 million gun owners got some meat he can eat!!!!

Lee A.  

Is that before or after they phuq it?

Scott 

Among those 40 million, or so I in a parallel life have read, are at least several capable of verbal expression, in and out of the precincts of politics, that is at once elegant and charming, a fact unto whose wholesome recall I strain every last nerve whenever I make the mistake, rectified instanter, of tumbling down the rabbit hole of a Yahoo! comment thread involving the current, and happily triumphant, incumbent. Yours in terms you'll never begin to comprehend, One Dirty Filthy Commie Kenyan Marxist "Muslin" and 100% 'Merkun.

1IbigBIG1I  

Shut up, Scott. This is how you insult a conservative, gun owner: Yeah, Po'ed, thats because they all like the idea of oralseks and a black man! See, Scott, if you put it anywhere but right under their nose, and at their level, its lost. Sorry, I know it's hard for an intelectual to imagine people ACTUALLY breathing with their mouths, but here we are.

Deshira  

Po'ed, after so many innocent lives have been lost to senseless violence, why would you post something so damn stupid and violent? We have lost other presidents and important people in our country and it is nuts like you that inflame other nuts to do something that would rip this country apart. This president is loved by more then 40 million, and I hope and pray that the authorities will see your post and lock your dumb #$%$ up. Stop hiding behind your computer posting such hate, computer kkk!!!!

JAK  

Deshira says all to well i guess i don't need to bash these other dipsticks.

Carl  

Are you saying that 40 million gun owners are meat heads? I get it!

Jshwaa  

what the ef are you guys talking about?

Billy  

Jshwaa, I guess you said it all..

Billy  

No for long ducebag, a bill will be passed soon. We need to get those AR15 off the streets!!!

Ohmyachinashe  

"Get them off the streets,"like that's where the hunters are. No Bill passed will get illegal guns off the street...ever, 6,000 gun laws in NYS now,how's that working out? Oh, bye the way, AR15's are not assault rifles,friggin Liberals don't know the difference but, that doesn't stop them from criticizing others, pure ignorance.