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Blogooza Joe: Hey, Morph - what do 99 44/100 percent of subscribers to the following forms of authoritarian autotherapeutic projection and omnibus neediness have in common: agnosticism, anarchism, atheism, Buddhism, capitalism, Christianity, communism, conspiracism, conservatism, Distributism, egoism, elitism, Hinduism, Islam, Judaism, Judyism, Leninism, liberalism, libertarianism, Maoism, Marxism, neoconservatism, Objectivism, paleoconservatism, socialism, Stalinism, Taoism, Taylorism, theism, Trotskyism, vegetarianism, Zoroastrianism, Zorro-ass -

Morph: - have you just wasted another evening reading blog comment-threads? I did warn you about that. After all, you did swear you'd never start drinking again. What's next - taking a spiked mallet to "Little Joe" & his (Two-Man) Gang?

FORTUNE: TIME is LIFE, PEOPLE - not just MONEY. 
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